A family of moles had been hibernating all winter. One beautiful spring morning, they woke up. The father mole stuck his head out of the hole and looked around. "Mother Mole!" He called back down the hole. "Come up here! I smell honey, fresh made honey!"
The mother mole ran up and squeezed in next to him. "That's not honey, that's maple syrup! I smell maple syrup!"
The baby mole, still down in the hole, was sulking. "I can't smell anything down here but molasses...."
BOL! WHERE do ya get 'em from Oscar! Ya are such a huge inspiration and ya make us all smile so much! Love AnnieB X
ReplyDeleteThanx, Annie! Oh, I have my "sources" for these jokes! I am just glad I can make everybody smile and laugh now and again. Its good for the soul!
ReplyDeleteYa...definately a smile is good for dat soul.... You are a 'treasure' for sure! Westie Waggy Tail and Licks my furiend!
ReplyDeleteOK...that one got me! Thanks for making me smile. Also thank you for supporting Never Shock A Puppy. Betsy, The Farm dog thinks that it should not hurt to be a dog!
ReplyDeleteCandy: I tell you, this one took me 3 read throughs before I got it! BOL
ReplyDeleteYou are welcome for the Never Shock a Puppy support. Betsy is right, it shouldn't hurt to be a dog!!!
BOL thanks for the giggle Oscar... will look forward to your jokes in 2011! xx Teagan xx
ReplyDeleteYou are welcome, Teegs! I gotta find some more good jokes for 2011, but I am on it! BOL
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