Monday, March 3, 2014

Marching Out the Limericks: Shiner

I am getting such a kick outta writing these limericks.  BOL

Oh's limerick is inspired by a very good friend of mine...Shiner from My Pawsitively Pets

Do you know Shiner, Nibblet and Miss Ann?  Miss Ann is a Veterinary Technician and she knows about all kinds of animals.  Her posts are fun and informative so if you do not follow them, bunny-hop over to their blog and say hello!

Now, Shiner's limerick is a naughty one (because that is how Miss Ann rolls!).  It is deemed appropriate for mature audiences only (contains bad language) by the Limerick Makers and  Annotators Organization (LMAO).

There once was a Pit Bull named Shiner
Who happened to be a very vocal whiner.
The baby's snacks she will raid,
And of the vacuum, she's afraid,
No wonder they call her "a big fat vaginer".

Now that you've been limericked, you can add the "I Inspired a Limerick" badge to your blog (found in my sidebar).

If you would like to be the inspiration for one of my limericks, please visit my Inspire a Limerick Page HERE for what you need to send me.


  1. oh my god, my soda came back through my nose with laughing. Oz, you are the master of limericks!

  2. Bwahahahahaahahh I think a little pee came out Oz bwahahahahahaha :) bravo my friend :) hugs Fozziemum xxx

  3. LOL! Good one, Oz! We love Shiner and her crew!

  4. OMD Oz that got the tea spurting out of peeps mouth LOL. Have a marvellous Monday.
    Best wishes Molly

  5. *snigger* Iz it safe to be laffin at a pitty Oz my pal?

  6. OH what a Super Limerick THIS one is. GRRRREAT job ... AGAIN.

  7. Oh this is great we are signing up
    Retro rover

  8. Fantastic limerick. ha ha ha

  9. I used to love to come up with new limericks when I was a kid!

  10. OMD, never will I read a Limerick with a hot cup of tea Bawahhwhahwhahhwaa xxoxxx

    Mollie and Alfie

  11. Oh my I was reading it, I couldn't figure out what word you were going to come up with that had to be rated mature only....LOL...didn't see that one coming!

  12. hahaha my favorite so far!!

  13. BOL! Thank you so much Oz - I love it and it's just what I needed today :) I'm probably going to send peeps over to read it tomorrow if they dare hehe. Internet has been down all day today!

  14. HAHAHAHAH!!!!!!! That was a great one!!!! I love Anne and Shiner and everyone on her blog! We never miss a post there!
    Well done Oz!
    ((husky hugz))
    frum our pack at love is being owned by a husky

  15. Oh my. What a limerick, Oz! Much love, The Scottie Mom.

  16. I can't believe you called her a vaginer! :D

  17. BOL...too funny!!

    Dory, Jakey, Arty & Bilbo!

  18. Oh My Pug!! Wasn't expecting that! BOL!!!!
    Mr Bailey, Hazel & Greta

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  20. LOL I wonder what Shiner thinks of it!


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