I am getting such a kick outta writing these limericks. BOL
Oh dog...today's limerick is inspired by a very good friend of mine...Shiner from My Pawsitively Pets.
Do you know Shiner, Nibblet and Miss Ann? Miss Ann is a Veterinary Technician and she knows about all kinds of animals. Her posts are fun and informative so if you do not follow them, bunny-hop over to their blog and say hello!
Now, Shiner's limerick is a naughty one (because that is how Miss Ann rolls!). It is deemed appropriate for mature audiences only (contains bad language) by the Limerick Makers and Annotators Organization (LMAO).
There once was a Pit Bull named Shiner
Who happened to be a very vocal whiner.
The baby's snacks she will raid,
And of the vacuum, she's afraid,
No wonder they call her "a big fat vaginer".
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