Friday, April 1, 2011

A Dog's List of Rules regarding Property

Friday Funny:

A Dog's Property Rules

1. If I like it...it's mine.
2. If it's in my mouth...it's mine.
3. If I can take it from you...it's mine.
4. If I had it a little while ago...it's mine.
5. If I am tearing it to bits...all the pieces are mine.
6. If it just looks like mine...it's mine.
7. If I saw it first...it's mine.
8. If you had it but put it down...it's now mine.
9. If it's mine...it must NEVER appear to be yours anyway.
10. If it's broken...it's yours.

5 comments:

  1. Yep, that sounds about right to me!

    Nubbin wiggles,
    Oskar

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  2. Wise words as always Oz! I wish humans would listen to you!

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  3. I duuno my chum. I fink everyfing is mine so ow can it be yores too?

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