Frozen Crabs

A lawyer boarded an airplane in New Orleans with a box of frozen crabs and he asked the blonde stewardess to take care of them for him.  She took the box and promised to put it in the crew's refrigerator.

The lawyer advised her that he was holding her personally responsible for them staying frozen.  He mentioned in a very haughty manner that he was a lawyer and he then proceeded to rant at her about what would happen if she let the crabs thaw out.  Needless to say, she was annoyed by his behavior and tone.

Shortly before landing in New York, the stewardess used the intercom to announce to the entire cabin: "Would the lawyer who gave me crabs in New Orleans please raise your hand?"

Not one hand went up...so she took the frozen crabs home and ate them.

Two lessons from this story:

1)  Lawyers aren't as smart as they think they are.
2)  Blondes aren't as dumb as most people think!