Thursday, August 15, 2013

The Bad Poetry Contest: Let the Bad Poetry Begin!

Welcome One, and Welcome All,
we're so glad you answered our call
to enter your poem in our contest...
Let's hope you didn't give it your best!
It's the worst poems that will win
much to a true bard's chagrin.
So how to enter? you may ask
well it takes a few simple tasks.



First, have yourself a refreshing grog
then post your poem on your blog.
Next, to visit Oz or Ku
where you will scroll on through
their post until you see
the Contest Entry list linky.
"You are next" it will say
"Click here to enter", so don't delay!
Follow the linky provided steps
then back to Oz or Ku you schlep.
Read all the entries, leave a note
on all the posts your friends wrote.
You can also "like" an entry within the list
so in the end you will assist
Oz and Ku in choosing the worst;
you know, those poets who are not well versed.
So hurry up and post your prose
before Sunday night when the hop will close!
On Monday poetry will be compared
and then the winners will be declared.
So from Oz and Ku, we wish you luck.
Now let's see whose poems really suck!





Join the fun!  (Be sure to include your name or your blog name in the "Description" part of the entry form in the blog hop so we know who you are!)





52 comments:

  1. Brychwyn is going to love permission to have grog
    We look forward to poetry hopping like a frog
    From blog to blog to blog to blog!
    Thanks to you and Ku for hosting the hop
    This bad poetry's catchy, I'd better stop.

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    1. BOL! You all wrote sooooo many bad poems. I love it!

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  2. There once was a kitten named Ham
    Who was alway much sillier than I am
    He tried to say mew
    and fit in a shoe
    and thought all email was spam

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  3. Oh this should be goood! Excited to see all the bad poetry today hehehe

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  4. So looking forward to these. Ours is tomorrow. Have a fabulous Friday.
    Best wishes Molly

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  5. That's really bad- so bad that it's funny!
    Dina

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  6. I have written my poem and entered...let's see what everyone comes up with!

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  7. Still working on ours Oz...Dis poem stuff iz hard but Momz sez we will come up with something

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    1. Roger that, Giz! I know you have a busy day today with the GeoDog Day!!

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  8. Hmmmmm...my poetry is so BAD it wouldn't even rhyme. :(

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    1. It doesn't have to Amber!!! Now getting writing!

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  9. Wow Oz, that was an awesome poem. Not bad at all. Hee-hee

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    1. Come on Roxy, you know I can't write a "bad" poem. BOL No matter...my poem is not entered in the contest. So, where is YOUR poem my dear???

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  10. Great poem Oz! Woooooowoooooooo, Ku

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  11. I've nominated you for the Supersweet Blogger and Versatile Blogger Awards! Click the link to learn more about the awards on my blog - http://peppino2005.wordpress.com/2013/08/16/awards/

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    1. Aw, Pippy...that is so sweet of you. I am going to check it out now!

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  12. Hehehe we'll have to do this!

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    1. Oh yes!! Please join in the fun!!

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  13. Wez on the caze
    but wez iz late
    Wez will pozt our poem
    so better get going

    Bawahwawhahhwa xxxx00xx

    Mollie and Alfie

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  14. In the spirit of Ozmosis, Vlad wrote a limerick. (Forgive Barkly, but he's yet to be able to teach Vlad to speak proper English--Those crazy Russians and their angst!)

    Tairkeys and vabbeets and Veeneeson viewed,
    Ve leeves in da lanz of mooch food,
    Boot ze seely hoomanz van't let oos hunt,
    So ve barkz at de anzimooles in affront,
    Until ze hoomanz brainz geetz unglued.

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    1. Well, that's pretty good...or bad...BOL! Thanks for entering!

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    2. He said some other words, but this "seely hooman" doesn't understand Russian & thinks those words might not have been very nice words; so she made Barkly change them for Vlad.

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  15. MOL...you're all so funny..MOL :D

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  16. Oz, thanks BUNCHES for your POTP!!! It really worked! Now Ma says I'm drivin' her nuts cause I can't run and jump and stuffs....pffffft!
    Anyhu, I loves everyones Bad Poetry!!! OMD, this was really so much funs!!
    Thanks for doin' it!
    Kisses,
    Ruby ♥

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    1. Oh, I am soooooo glad Ruby. I do not want you to be under the weather...that is just ridiculous for a terrier.

      The Bad Poetry is hilarious! be sure to check back over the weekend if you can, as I know more pals will be joining in!
      *Cairn cuddles, my girl*
      Oz

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  17. Our owner has somehow mamaged to put us on the list twice even though she just did it once... Why is she so bad with computers?!?!?!

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    1. Don't worry, I fixed it in the Linky!!!

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    2. Thank you our owner is hopeless!!

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  18. Oz Oz wez got confuzzed with the linky, wez haz NO 21 and 22.. Poop, it'z coz wez Blond..BOL xxx

    Mollie and Alfie

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    1. No worries Mollie. I fixed it in the linky!!!

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    2. That happened to us too! We had 17 and 18! We are such hogs haha!

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    3. Fank goodness wez got a smart Oz Bawaahhwhahhhww

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  19. We are consulting with our poetry muse and trying to come up with some bad poetry.

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  20. Dingy Dingy Dingy where is the Ringy ~ Oz, I will attach on tomorrow late in the day. I have my post for bad poetry done, but I am still getting comments on the quilt contest and I want to leave it up so maybe I can get some votes it runs all of next week.
    Thanks for being a friend
    Sweet William The Scot

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    1. Woof-hoo!!! Pawfect, my dear Sir William! I agree you should get as many votes as you can for the quilt contest. I have my paws crossed for you!!
      Oz

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  21. ummmmso Oz, I have one...it's, well, it's crap...but Mom is makin' me post it tomorrow...she is just shameless...'scuse me...I have to go hide somewhere...pads off to get under something

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    1. Wooooof-hooo, Savannah...I cannot wait to read it!

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  22. I really should get TW to enter one of her awful poems. What drivel she writes and sometimes posts on my blog but she'll have to wait until Senile Saturday to post on my blog.

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  23. This was really fun! I didn't participate, but I loved reading everyone else's bad poetry.

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  24. Best idea for a contest ever. Thank you for the opportunity to demonstrate my quite gargantuan skill in this arena!

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    1. Thank you! My dear friend Ranger is the one who encouraged me to do something for Bad Poetry Day.

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  25. I found my way to your bloggie, and thought I would stop by and say hi! It's nice to meet youuu! :)

    Woofs & huggies, :)

    ~Bailey (Yep, I'm a girl!)

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  26. Oz thanks for hosting this most challenging day...
    Hugs madi

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  27. I should have entered this. No one could be worse than me! I'm bad... as in BAD... as in NOT good, at all.

    Purrs,
    Nissy

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  28. LOL very cute. You are all so creative.

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Thank you for stopping by and leaving a pawprint. I enjoy reading each and every one!
Cairn cuddles,
Oz the Terrier